The first lesson

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Recorded from Vasilij Shalugin in 1990.

Translation

(50-1) I will describe how I lived thinking back from my old age till my youth, how our mother earth is, and what is going on both here and in the sky. (50-2) We had just started school, and were in the first or second grade. (50-3) We prepared well for the first class and were going to ask questions, waiting to hear what the teachers would say. (50-4) We had come from far away. (50-5) We were simply afraid of all people. (50-6) We were afraid of our teachers as well, thinking what they would ask us and how we would answer. (50-7) Our teacher came. (50-8) She knew all our relatives. (50-9) After we came to school we were asked: "Did you have food or not? Do you get clothes or not?" (50-10) We all said: "We have eaten in the canteen of the boarding school. (50-11) We were given bed linen. (50-12) Then they gave us hats, shoes, clothes, and all sorts of shirts. (50-13) They gave us warm shoes. (50-14) We liked them very much. (50-15) We were very happy that they were such good shoes. (50-16) After school, when the classes finished, we all gathered to play. (50-17) Sometimes we fished with fishing rods. We were sitting fishing with fishing rods. "Udochka" is fishing rod in Russian. (50-18) Once when we finished playing we got together and hid in our playing place. It was the territory near the school, the club, and the shop. (50-19) It was our playing territory. (50-20) They called it our home. (50-21) Other children had another territory and did not let us play there. (50-22) We didn't let them play with us. (50-23) Once we were sitting and telling different stories. (50-24) A friend of us called Senja spoke. (50-25) He told us the following. (50-26) He said: "My father has travelled to the Moon together with the people from an expedition. (50-27) It's very nice there, everything is nice and beautiful." (50-28) Then he said that there were a lot of candies on the Moon. (50-29) I remember that he mentioned lollipops. (50-30) They were lying like pebbles in piles, small ones and big ones. (50-31) We asked Senja: "How did they get there?" (50-32) He said: "They crossed the river in a boat in which these people had come with an expedition. Apparently it was a motor boat. (50-33) They then went up to the Moon along the Moon road." (50-34) He showed us that the surface of the water was shining from the light of the Moon. (50-35) He said: "This is the Moon road." (50-36) We looked at the water in surprise and said: "We didn't know that." (50-37) We started thinking how we could get to that place where there were so many candies. (50-38) We all wanted to go, so that we could reach the Moon, walk there a little, and return back. (50-39) We would see what nice things were there, we would see everything. (50-40) But we didn't know how we would come back and what would happen, (50-41) Once we decided that we would go up to the Moon. (50-42) So we thought. (50-43) We could not reach it in any way in a boat, because the water ends and turns into the sky. (50-44) So we thought. (50-45) You can't fly to the Moon from the riverbank, so a different way of traveling came to our mind. (50-46) Sometimes the Moon becomes bigger and comes closer to us. (50-47) We thought that then we could reach it in a boat. (50-48) We thought how we would know that it was close. (50-49) One of us, a friend of ours, Semen, said: "We should make a bow and arrows. (50-50) Then we will know about the Moon." (50-51) We decided that when the Moon becomes bigger and comes closer we would shoot at it. (50-52) When it comes close, we would shoot arrows. (50-53) Then we would sit in a boat and go to the Moon. (50-54) We would come to the Moon and climb it. (50-55) We thought that it was similar to the other side of the river. (50-56) So we would reach it, climb it, walk there a little, and come back. (50-57) We would see what was there and take everything we needed. (50-58) The next day we made arrows and bow and started watching the Moon. (50-59) Once there were three of us, our other friends left. (50-60) Some were called by their parents, others left because they wanted to sleep. (50-61) But the three of us started watching, to see when the Moon would come closer. (50-62) That Senja, who told how his father had traveled there, was also with us. (50-63) He showed us some pebbles. (50-64) They were pebbles similar to those that lie here on the riverbank, but he said that his father had brought them from the Moon. (50-65) Those pebbles were in fact some people's bullets. (50-66) When people shoot guns, fire comes out. (50-67) We all said: "Oh!" (50-68) We wanted to see everything, take them and bring them here. (50-69) The three of us sat and watched the river. (50-70) We were looking at the Moon all the time. (50-71) We were waiting to see when the Moon would come closer to us from behind the trees. (50-72) That Senja who told us a story spoke. (50-73) "The Moon walks along the lakes, hills, and forests. (50-74) It collects flying birds, fishes, berries, all sort of nice shirts, trousers with pockets, candies, and biscuits. (50-75) It divides all this between the people who reach it from here and gives it to them." (50-76) We wanted even more to go quickly to the Moon. (50-77) There was a boat with the oars nearby. (50-78) Everything was there, a fishing boat and two oars for us to go. (50-79) So our Moon appeared. (50-80) It appeared on top of a larch tree. (50-81) It was incredibly red and big. (50-82) Then Senja said to us: "Let's go quickly to the boat. (50-83) Then we will come closer to the Moon." (50-84) We, two friends, sat on the sides with the oars, while Senya sat down to steer the wheel. (50-85) He ordered us: "Row more quickly and strongly." (50-86) It was completely dark, nothing could be seen. (50-87) While we rowed Semen was looking forward. He took the arrows and the bow. (50-88) We watched him. (50-89) He shot without saying anything to us. (50-90) He shot several times and frightened me a lot. (50-91) From fear I felt bad in my back. (50-92) My heart was beating hard and my ears were listening. I didn't know what was going to happen. (50-93) We couldn't see anything sitting at the back. (50-94) Suddenly Semen said: "It seems that the Moon is coming to us. (50-95) Shoot!" he said to us. (50-96) We turned there and saw the Moon near the place where Semen was shooting. (50-97) The Moon appeared from behind the tree. One couldn't see the whole of it, but the top appeared. (50-98) We looked there and thought that there were no arrows in the Moon. (50-99) While we watched, we heard as if something had fallen down and was approaching us. (50-100) The Moon road appeared on the water. It was completely white. I was very much afraid that we would make the Moon drown and it would die. (50-101) I shot once. (50-102) That friend of mine, Senja, shouted that my arrow had stuck into the Moon. (50-103) I have never been as scared as that. (50-104) They shot with my arrows. (50-105) If I were in another place I woudn't have given them my arrows because I was afraid that the Moon would fall down and something bad would happen. (50-106) We heard people shouting and calling to us from our riverbank. (50-107) "Where have you gone? (50-108) Come back!" (50-109) Then we got afraid that they would whip us very much. (50-110) We got scared even more because we thought that they would get us. (50-111) Now when I think about it, I can't help laughing. (50-112) While we were moving Semen fell down into the water from the boat in the darkness. We could hardly pull him back. (50-113) We barely pulled him back and went completely quiet. (50-114) But they called to us from the other riverbank. (50-115) We didn't say anything, just stayed like that. (50-116) At the fork of the river the river took us downstream. (50-117) At the turn of the river we reached some fishermen. (50-118) We asked them: "Take us to the other side. (50-119) We will walk to the village." (50-120) They told us: "We don't have time to take you to the other side." (50-121) We stayed with them until morning. (50-122) In the morning our relatives came to fetch us on boats. (50-123) Well, they whipped us well. (50-124) They called us "Moon people." (50-125) They also said to us: "You have wounded the Moon. (50-126) The Moon is ill, it will probably die." (50-127) And indeed, one could hardly see the Moon. It was the time when the Moon gets smaller. (50-128) I was very much afraid that the Moon would completely die and God would punish us. (50-129) Semen told how we had shot arrows, and the other children, those that stayed, mocked us very much and called us "people who went to the Moon". (50-130) We fought with them a lot. (50-131) We beat some of them, but did not defeat the others. (50-132) You see, that's what we thought about the Moon when we were seven or eight years old. (50-133) Later I learnt. I heard that our earth lies on three whales and the Moon travels in the water like us but far away. (50-134) I usually laugh a lot when I remember how I lived when I was small.